Here are a few quick funnies for your Friday. Most of these are courtesy of Mickey’s Funnies. You can subscribe to them HERE.
The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.
Later, at the door, shaking hands with parishioners as they moved out, one man said, “Your sermon, Pastor, was simply wonderful -so invigorating and inspiring and refreshing.”
The minister of course, broke out in a big smile, only to hear the man add, “I felt like a new man when I woke up!”
The prospective father-in-law asked, “Young man, can you support a family?”
The surprised groom-to-be replied, “Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
Thought: How is it that when you eat a 1 pound bag of M&M’s you can gain more than 1 pound?
When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church, she just shook her head. “I haven’t gone in a long time,” she said.
“Besides, it’s too late for me. I’ve probably already broken all seven commandments.”